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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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The Factor of Fear aka The Truth Cums Out

by alienpantsyndrome
2-24-03

Saturday, just after Midnight


	So, anything interesting happen while I was out?


	Let's see, Sarah called about some pirate guy that tried to pick her up at work, I shaved the cat and sold it on e-bay as an ultrarare Pokemon promo...


	...I saw the face of God and almost lost my mind, I sucked down the last two bottles of Robotussin we had, Joe Rogan called to tell me I'm gonna be on Fear Factor...


	Really, holy shit, are you gonna go on it?


	Hell yeah, then I watched some Facts of Life reruns and spooged in yer Cool Whip. The Cool Whip you just ate, heh heh.

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