Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  alienpantsyndrome  

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!
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Monday, around noon, Kelly's only day off...
Welcome to Wal Mart, my name's Trixie, what EVER can I do for you today?
Um, I bought this cd burner from your online store and it's, like, totally fucked. I want to return it.
Of course, of course, we here at Wal Mart are always happy to help in any way possible.
Cool, thanks.
I'm just gonna need yer birth certificate, driver's licence, social security card and number, a urine sample, a pap smear...
I hope a rabid homeless man rapes you on the way to yer car, bitch.
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