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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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whale semen, tic tacs, and the stink of burning bunny fur...

by alienpantsyndrome
3-11-03

Meanwhile, back on the set of Fear Factor...


	Okey dokey, so what's my first challenge Mr. Jagoff Producer Man?


	Well, first off, it's a damn good thing you capitalized that shit. Second, yer gonna climb to the top of this building where we secure you with rope and toss you off...


	Well, that don't sound too dang bad. Where's the challenge?


	Well, we're gonna set you on fire before we toss you off...


	Don't cha think that'll singe my fur?


	Not really, at the bottom yer gonna land in a kiddie pool full of whale semen and tic tacs. You'll be fine, trust me.

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