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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
10-28-01

BBC News with Huw Edwards


	Thanks, John. Let's go live now to a press conference with Donald "life and soul" Rumsfeld.


	...uh...we...uh.....we... uh...won't...uh...capture Osama...bin...uh...wait... got my...uh...my...uh... notes...uh...mixed...uh... up...Laden... because...uh......... we...............hm.


	Thanks for so lucidly answering my question, Mr Secretary! With an ernest frown like that, you must know what you're talking about!


	...and the beauty part is, they have to pay for this rubbish just to watch Channel 5 porn! Oh shit, are we on?

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