arbitrary  
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arbitrary says:

arbivark 1 point 9 minutes ago* I am the 1%. I'm a rich white male. My grandfather was a millionaire, my father was a millionaire, my brother's a millionaire, my sister lives in a million dollar house. I had a trust fund. I was a national merit scholar, top 1% of those taking the psat. in law school i was tied for top grade on the lsat in my class, top 1%. i have a college degree and two law degrees. state schools, my siblings all went to ivies. I have held very minor public offices in 4 states. I'm white. Like, really white. 10 of my ancestors were on the mayflower. got my dna done, no blacks, no jews, no indians, no asians. one canadian. 2.6% neanderthal. So you might think i've had it pretty easy. but mental illness, even mild, has a stigma. i'm a bum. i donate plasma, do medical experiments for cash, dumpster dive my food. i have a house, but it's a $7k shack. i've been in jail in those same 4 states, usually not very long. i know a bit about which weeds are edible. most days i just lie around and reddit, instead of looking for a job or doing much productive. have more karma than 99% of you, and have been online longer than probably 98% of you, since 1980. i'm the kind of guy who can't get laid in a gay orgy. i have very limited social skills. i'm an aardvark, so alphabetically i'm the 1%. i might be considered eccentric. i've camped with occupy, lived in a commune type thing, invaded the pentagon, hitchhiked around the country, had a bunch of odd jobs, been fired a lot. 100,000 people have voted for me at one time or another. read 1000 books. still haven't written one, although i have a webcomic and some blogs. i've had my blood drawn over 1000 times. there may be other areas where i'm in the 1%, but this is long enough already.
posted Jun 10th, 2021 ( permalink )