how to tell if santa is a pedophile 2

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: May 4, 2009

uh santa? me and the other elves are wondering about the cameras you've recently installed in the children's homes.
ho ho ho! a most handy tool! it helps me keep a closer eye on the kids and decide whether they're good or bad!
how exactly does a panty cam help? we found tons of footage of prepubescent vaginas on your computer.
a panty cam? don't be ridiculous! i'd never invade someone's privacy that way!
oh yeah? so where DID you have the camera?
my penis stud!