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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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Things I've Actually Heard People Say

by arrandildocompany
11-30-02

The guy on the left was an Irish labourer. The woman on the right was an American student addressing a Scotsman.


	The difference between Scotland and Ireland is that Scotland's got their independence now.


	Say, did you do degrees in America or something? Cos your English is quite good.

I'm not making this up. These two were students as well.


	I don't agree with bin Laden but I can see where he's coming from. Before this 'Western empire' they had a lot of cultural diversity and communal systems, and traded happilly along the Silk Road.


	You know, those guys who flew those planes into the Trade Towers, they just want peace, you know?

Meanwhile, an unrelated conversation I once had -


	The problem with this world is that it's full of fucking stupid idiots.


	Yeah, but think how much worse things would be if we let the so-called intelligent people run the place!

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