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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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Not In My Front Garden

by arrandildocompany
4-20-03


	Oh look, a disgruntled materialist.


	Any decent person knows that the real axis of evil - comprised of Americans, Israelis and the Duke of Argyle - is the source of all that is wrong in this world. I take it you'll be voting SSP?


	Unfortunately for you I'm not a very decent person. Look, my house is worth half a million pounds. I fly Emirates. George W Bush waved to me and I waved back. What would I want from you?


	Tony Blair's lust for war is akin to a vampire's thirst for blood. (ACTUAL PAMPHLET QUOTE!!!) Surely that's a compelling enough argument for establishing Tommy Sheridan's proletarian dictatorship?


	Sorry - by pigeonholeing me as an imperialist fatcat, cos my dad earns more than 23k, you've given me an utterly false sense of power over the 'working classes' which I will now cling to at all costs.


	Before I go, can I have a brick to throw through your Lordship's window?

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