This Is How The World Ends - Not With a Bang but a Whimper

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: December 15, 2003

Saddam, quizzed and quizzing -
What are you... an assassin? An errand boy?
I'm a... er... well I thought this might look good on my CV.
Er HUM. 'We are the hollow men, we are the stuffed men. Leaning together, headpiece filled with straw. Alas!'
Huh huh, yeah you must have had a head filled with straw to have invaded Kuwait before you'd finished your nukes.
By the beard of the prophet, you're getting on my tits even worse than that Jesus-praiser Tariq Aziz used to.
Here, see when you were, like, the President, did you get to like shag Miss Iraq and stuff? Coooool...