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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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The World As Australians See It

by arrandildocompany
9-16-01

Completely upside-down.


	Here is the news from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Ansett Airlines has gone bust in a remarkable display of managerial incompetence.


	Unions are calling for the government to take over the company at a cost of $100m dollars per day. The alternative is a Qantas monopoly.


	Today, all power was also lost for several hours in several blocks of Sydney's fashionable Glebe Point Road district. Commentators are blaming incompentent power companies.


	Bizzarely, a pagan foreign exchange student from Scotland was also spotted at a down-town memorial service.


	In other news, some planes crashed in America or something.


	You know, I'm considering moving into a hotel room just so I can watch CNN.

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