Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to ‘yield’ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, “comin’ out for a game of yield, Howard?” can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.
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