The Magikal Crack Dolphin Who Couldn't

Author: ashke

Date: October 15, 2001

by ashke
10-15-01
I'm the magikal crack Dolphin. I grant wishes to unfourtunate souls
Here's one now. I'll just sprinkle my magik crack dust on them and...
blergh! bleh meh foum!
Whoops...I guess that was too much
My, what a sexy looking porpoise you are. Would you like to be my new 'pet'?