i dare say, fellow, why don't you celebrate christmas?
no thumbs... can't open gifts
"you know, i once lived in a x-mas tree. what days those were! if you told me then how much i'd hate x-mas now, i wouldn't have believed a word of it."
It's A Wonderful Life...
now, if you'll excuse me, i have more hate literature to spread around
oh, how wrong you are, my good fellow, you see... this is one of those "it's a wonderful life" deallies, and it is i, santa, who will be your escort