baconeater  

Where am I? Last thing I remember I was eating a kangaroo thigh when I started to choke on a bone.

I'll give you 3 guesses, and the first two don't count.

Do you mind telling me where I am? And could someone please turn down the heat. I'm boiling here.

You have died. You are where you belong. And you will be here for eternity.

I'm dead? But this isn't heaven. This must be hell. Someone made a terrible mistake.

That someone be you.