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Blix's Boys in "Brilliant Disguise"

by barcodeking
1-23-03

UNMOVIC HQ, Baghdad:


	I just KNOW Saddam has WMDs hidden in that palace. But they always know we're coming, so they hide the stuff or move it out before we can get inside.


	Maybe you need a disguise. Then they wouldn't know you were an arms inspector. You could go in and look around to your heart's content while they were off guard.


	Sure! I know just the thing! I saw it once on an American TV show. Here is what you say when you get there: [whisper whisper]

At Saddam's Palace:


	Candygram for Saddam Hussein...


	We don't want any -- AIIEEE!! LANDSHARK!! AIIEEE!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!