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If He Was A Buddhist, He'd Already Be Self-Immolating...

by barcodeking
1-31-03

Akron Jail, Monday Night


	Kidnapping, aggravated menacing and gross sexual imposition.


	I threatened a co-worker and made her strip naked and walk around in front of the other employees. I was four days away from retirement at the post office.


	Four days from retirement?! Dude, that's insane! You one crazy mofo!


	Yeah, that's what my lawyer and the voices in my head want me to say...