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Aliens: The Next Generation (Part 1)

by barcodeking
2-01-03

December 16, 1998. Somewhere over Baghdad:


	Our plans are almost complete, Commander Xorb. The Masters will be pleased when we conquer this planet.


	The pitiful natives cannot match our advanced technology, Gleeg. It will be an easy victory.


	We have chosen this large but insignificant city they call Baghdad for an object lesson, so that they will capitulate quickly.


	Prepare the destructor beams, Gleeg!

Meanwhile...


	President Clinton, they're going to impeach you tomorrow!


	Fire some missiles off at Iraq to distract Congress's attention. I'm going to beat this thing!