barcodeking
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by barcodeking
2-09-03

In Jolly Old England


	Ho, Colin, wot's that on yer fore'ead, mate?


	It's a semi-permanent tattoo, Iain! They're payin' me ten quid a day to wear it!


	Ten quid a day? Blimey! 'Oo's payin' that much for that?


	It's the idea of some ad agency named "Cunning Stunts." 'Ey, if kids'll wear a Nike swoosh on their chest, why not a tattoo on their fore'eads?


	Right-o, chum, but isn't it a spot embarrassing wearing one for Viagra?


	Are you kiddin'? The birds at the pubs are eatin' it up with a spoon! I just tell 'em I don't really NEED it, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!