bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

GOD'S PRACTICE TALK- pt.I

by bigworm
2-25-10

put yourself in god's shoes for just one minute.


	the cost of disciplinary actions has just skyrocketed.


	i'm sorry son, but my overwhelming love for you has become so damned heavy, i just gotta' get rid of some of it. i hope you understand.

imagine how difficult it must've been trying to figure out how to tell your precious son just what it is you had in mind.


	you're such a fine young man. i can't wait to see you all splayed on the cross!


	always remember son... if you get a lemon, it was LIFE that gave it to you... not me.

maybe you could give it an international flavor!


	i hope you don't mind italian food.


	the romans are a hearty breed... i think you're gonna' like 'em.