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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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THE SOMEWHAT WORDY BIRTH OF HILLBILLY LOVE!!! pt. 1

by bigworm
3-07-10

Artemus and Lurma Lou met one evening in a local tavern. it was nothing less than a hugeness of chemical fermentation that got all stirred up! many tavern goers suffered 3rd degree nostril burns.


	i gotta' beer in my hand, goggles on my EYES, and a ragin' 'you-know-what' between my THIGHS!


	oh for heaven sakes, you can really put words together. i think i've been titillated.

when Lurma Lee Lou Ann McGee accepted Artemus Andrew Bob Billy Quantifico's ragin' 'you-know-what'" remark, Artemus knew Lurma's vagina was in the bag! he could hardly wait to pour beer in it.


	oh for heavens's sake, you THINK you've been titillATED?! don't BLINK precious, or you'll get MASTURBATED!


	OOOh!! you're so forward!

the mere vastness of a somewhat rhyming verbiage that uttered forth from the mucous membrane on the inside of her anterior sphincter sent chills down Artemus's intact (though rubbery) spine.


	forWARD we shall GO, where i become more unTOWARD... don't you KNOW!?


	unto words i grant the CHARM, that you have spoken to ME, such that i feel a TINGE of personal ALARM come over ME. heightened by my inkling to CRINGE and FLEE. but i will stay and let BE what will BE.

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