bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

The Chronicles of an Amish Man- 2nd. verse.

by bigworm
5-16-10

One day I was out by the barn, where I happened upon a large fly.


	Same to you sir. I'd like to become a member of the Amish community.

I deemed him unfit for the Amish faith.


	I regret to inform you, that's not possible.


	Why is that? Is it because I'm a stinking germ infested fly? Is it because I eat shit... your own included? Is it because I wasn't born into the faith?

Before I could even answer the fly, he left a large bowel movement right there in front of my barn. Anger got the better of me.


	HONEY!!! Would you please bring me the swatter?