bigworm
stripcreator donor

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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

THE YEARNINGS OF POMPOUS GREY ROBOT POETS

by bigworm
7-31-10


	James James, Morrison Morrison, Weatherby George Dupree... took great care of his mother, though he was only 3. James James Morri...


	Stop you pompous fool!! This reading is to showcase your own work, not somebody else's!


	...I presume therefore, I'm going to need, just a smidgen of your finest weed! Such that when I set pen to paper, my thoughts flow unhindered, as would a gravy fart, to some lover sweetly tendered.


	Oh, please accept my apologies for having upbraided you so rancorously in the first cell! I can hear Maury Povich right now... "In the category of 'Scat Poetry', Pompous Ass, you ARE NOT the master!