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FOLK SONGS (1st. rejected version)-'THE EDDYSTONE LIGHT'

by bigworm
8-04-10

In my efforts to further document those versions of folk songs rejected prior to the final version... I bring you the last rejected version prior to the final version of 'The Eddystone Light'...


	"Oh me father was the keeper of the 'Eddystone Light', and he butt-fucked a mermaid one fine night. From this union, there came three... a porpoise and a porgy, and the other was me!"


	"Yo ho ho, the wind blows free... oh for the life on the rollin' sea."

I have learned from the writer's notes that this version was rejected for the following reason...


	"One night as me mother was givin' me head, me father shouted to me mum 'would you like to be fed?' Me mum shouted back 'aye and ahoy', then she gobbled up the cum of her own young boy."


	Yo ho ho, the wind blows free... "me nuts are rollin' on the chin of me dear mummy!"

...that certain lyrics propagated a myth that butt-fucking a mermaid could produce triplets.

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