bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

R.C.L.- even rabbits need duct tape sometimes

by bigworm
8-05-10


	I've brought you out here because there's a bunch of paramedics who will be able to tend to you after I shoot you.


	Well, at the risk of sounding like an ass-kisser, I want you to know that...


	...I sincerely appreciate your kind thoughts and I'm sure all my relatives do too. I certainly deserve to be shot, and thank you for taking it upon yourself to perform this unpleasant task for me...


	What's going on? I can't even remember why I'm here.


	...and please extend my warm regards to the paramedics (who move at the speed of a dehydrated tortoise sitting in it's shell awaiting imminent death). Did you know my Indian name was 'Talking Shit'?