bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

R.C.L.- 'NAZRAT' of the campground!

by bigworm
10-26-10


	Well, I guess this is it dad... the moment all highly principled, feral human progeny dread.


	Where you learned to speak, I'll never know. You've obviously been taking english lessons behind my back. But anyway, I understand what you're saying.


	Thank you for raising me to be a fine adult after my real mother and father were killed in a plane crash, and instilling your 'save the rainforest' values in me. I don't know when I'll be back.


	Hopefully you'll be back very soon, and please do your best to remember each of these 3 things...


	What are those 3 things father? I will honor you by always remembering them.


	Bananas, sugar, and coffee. Now go! The store closes in 10 minutes!