bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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STUPID SAYINGS WORTHY OF RIDICULE- No. 1

by bigworm
4-18-11

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


	I've had 6 surgical procedures to repair my anus, because you "accidently" butt-fucked me every night for two years.


	That's right, those were all instances of accidental anal intercourse.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


	On top of that, you permanently damaged my larynx by "accidently" irrumating my mouth and throat every day for 1 year, even though I resisted!


	That's right, all those were instances of accidental oral sex, and I stopped each time because you were resisting.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


	Is there anything in the way of amends that you would like to make or say to me?


	What the fuck does that mean?!! You know I love you Mom!

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arbi says:

TIL Definition of IRRUMATION : fellatio
posted Apr 19th, 2011 ( permalink )