bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

OPC 57: Just prior to a famous leg breaking event...

by bigworm
4-24-11


	John... I'll be watching the play with only my wife. Your presence in our 'booth' (ha ha, no pun intended), would be scandalously revelatory. Thus it is with great regret, and a sore anus, that I...


	But... I love you. Could you not grant me one last dalliance, and thus emancipate me from enslavement? Can't you see I am but a negro to my passion?


	Nice try John, but you should save your eloquence for the stage, and you should look up the meaning of 'dalliance'! Go back to acting school, and 'break a leg' John, 'break a leg'!


	Don't speak to me as an actor, for I am not acting.

And no one but John ever heard the Presidents final prophetic words, which I'll be damned if John didn't go off and fulfill literally!