bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

MARCH OF THE BLOODLUST ZOMBIES!!!

by bigworm
8-18-11

The zombies gathered round the sacramental fire, biding their time... chanting zombie rhyme!

But their thirst for blood was stuck in neutral, as the fire raged on!


	Dude... that's African! We're Zombies! As far as I know, we're not associated with any nationality. We have our own chants.


	Fine! If you wanna' be the chant leader, then you be the chant leader! I was just trying to get things rolling. I'm still gonna' be a Zombie, right?

As the fire crackled ominously into the darkness, the bloodthirsty Zombies went over certain aspects of Zombie etiquette.


	Don't be so insecure, yes, you're still a Zombie, but you can't go up to someone and say, "Hey, I can suck your blood... right?" You never ask for permission first. Just suck blood! No conversation!