bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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cc484: There's a BIG FAT line between 'real' & 'unreal'...

by bigworm
8-24-11


	You know that song 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'? It just pisses me off! It's like telling a poor Brazilian orphan, "Don't eat out of the landfill, eat at a fancy restaurant."


	Calm down! It's just a 'jingle', and a cute one at that! I don't think it's intended to be a working philosophy. So, as a 'jingle'... it works great!


	I get where you're comin' from, but people have 'real' problems, so why not sing a 'real' song that offers something 'real'?


	I'll tell you what a 'REAL' problem is bucko! A 'REAL' problem is my fucking 1/2" dick! Talk about 'REAL' problems... try having a 1/2" fucking dick!!!


	Wow! That is a 'real' problem. I'm sorry. I... I don't know what to say... uhhh... "DON'T WORRY, BECOME A WOMAN"?