bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

FTC 155: "NO SPEAKY ENGLISH?"

by bigworm
9-28-11


	Captain's Log, while searching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent, I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact .


	Do you... uh, speak any... oh, how do I put this?... ummm. Do you umm... Damn! This is difficult! okay, I got it... do you... uhh...