bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

R.C.L.+!!! Of Root-Crops & Song-Birds & A Mail-Man [pt.1]

by bigworm
4-11-12


	Hey Jack, I gotta' letter for you! Where the hell you at Jack?


	You can put it in my beak if you want, I'll make sure he gets it. Otherwise you can wait, and get reprimanded for taking too long on your route.


	Are you an official of the U.S. Postal Service? Is it your job to receive mail on behalf of others? Is this any of your business?


	I'm a canary in a cage. I feel for you, that's all. You're so full of rage, you look like a puffed yam about to explode. Leave the letter with me.


	You canaries think you know everything just because you can talk. What we call 'yams' are usually mis-named sweet potatoes. So...


	So... I didn't know the U.S. Postal Service hired puffy sweet potatoes. Learn somethin' new every day, huh?