bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

THE TRUTH ABOUT LANCE & THE DOPING CHARGES!

by bigworm
10-18-12


	Mr. Armstrong, the rumor is that you actually used a mirror in the doping charges against you, and not drugs.


	I admit to this. That is what I did.


	Everyone is wondering how a mirror could be used to increase an athletes performance.


	Well, (in a nutshell), I put a small metal mirror into my scrotum. My one nut sees it's own reflection and perceives it to be a rival.


	Then it works overtime trying to outdo itself.