bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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Dear Humpenstein, eat me for dinner huh?

by bigworm
10-29-12

The 1st letter...


	Dear Mr. Humpingstain, Thank you for your interest in having us publish your book. You'd have to admit though... (right?), 'hump shaving' is a rather disgusting topic. Goodbye.


	WTF?!! That's kind of a mean letter.

The 2nd letter...


	Dear Mr. Humpingstain, In case our first letter wasn't clearly a rejection notice, this letter shall serve to correct that. Goodbye. PS- Really, a book about shaving humps?


	I don't know what's goin' on, but this is starting to piss me off!

The 3rd letter...


	Dear Mr. Humpingstain, Perhaps you could submit your manuscript to a vet. I know one who specializes in camels. Just a 'hunch', ha ha ha! P.S.-Got any videos?


	Once I get outta' this can, somebody's gettin' their hump kicked!!