Dear Mr. Humpingstain, Thank you for your interest in having us publish your book. You'd have to admit though... (right?), 'hump shaving' is a rather disgusting topic. Goodbye.
WTF?!! That's kind of a mean letter.
The 2nd letter...
Dear Mr. Humpingstain, In case our first letter wasn't clearly a rejection notice, this letter shall serve to correct that. Goodbye. PS- Really, a book about shaving humps?
I don't know what's goin' on, but this is starting to piss me off!
The 3rd letter...
Dear Mr. Humpingstain, Perhaps you could submit your manuscript to a vet. I know one who specializes in camels. Just a 'hunch', ha ha ha! P.S.-Got any videos?
Once I get outta' this can, somebody's gettin' their hump kicked!!
