Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  bigworm  
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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by bigworm
4-21-13
Wow! I was havin' a really hard time back in the begining! Let's see now... that was uhhh... well... that was 6 days ago. I couldn't make up my mind what to do first, then second, and then came...
Oh Boy, am I startin' to get mad now. Here I am, just sittin' here in the void with nothin' to do but whack my damn pud, and I ain't even got a pud to whack! So whatcha' waitin' for Bozo, huh???
I mean geemineez, all ya' gotta' do is say ya' got one, and *BOING* ya' got one! So "Boing, ya' got one!" There, now I got one! I guess it don't matter how big it is, it's the only one..
...the need for a 'pud-thing', and I 'carpelled' my damn wrist in a couple hours. Then I had to invent a massager to carry on with my wayward wang! Then guess what? I needed batteries, lots of 'em'!
...dang it all! I forgot to make a chick to watch me. Okay, so it's all about me and my doo-hickey, but I still gotta' have a chick to watch me, so let's see here. She's gotta' be cute... soft...
...all cuddly and whatnot. I'll make 'er whatzietoodle all wrinkly and stinkin' to 'high heaven'! There I go again, gettin' ahead of myself. I guess I gotta' create heaven first...
That first chick I made didn't come out exactly like I had in mind, but she's got killer eyes! I gave 'er plenty of 'clutch-wool'. I just need rubber boots, then I'll go ahead and cum the first time.
...and don't forget your pud ya' ding-bat! My bad, I already got one! Now get the chick done dumb-ass! Okay, so... abber ca-dabber... ca-dabber do... make me a chick to watch/suck my 'hickey-doo'!
*watch watch... watch watch watch... watch some more... watch watch... a little more... a little more... just a little more... keep watchin'... watch watch watch watch... watch watch watch...*
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