bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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HOW TO TURN LIBRARIANS ON! #3

by bigworm
8-21-13

Make the 'general request' so that she knows you'll be handling your private parts.


	Excuse me but could you please tell me where the 'men's room' is?

When in the men's room, disguise your 'manhood' such that it will be in perfect alignment with the average librarian's fantasies.


	*Just a little sharper... eh... eh... there we go. Oh yeh baby, she's gonna' dig* this shit!**

The wording of your apology is crucial, but do try to get her to look at it!


	Aw shucks, would you look at that? I forgot to put my penis back in my pants!