bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

THE ROOT CAUSE OF MALPRACTICE- II

by bigworm
9-25-13


	*Dr., you have been brought before the board regarding a 'heart* valve' procedure.**


	Ahem... The patient's family has filed suit against the hospital and all 'Does' as of yet unnamed. This is your chance to exculpate us all. Explain yourself please.


	*I can assure the Board that the patient in question will never... ever...* suffer from constipation!**


	Dr., (perhaps unbeknownst to yourself), the patient has died!


	Who wants to live with someone who farts 24/7 anyway???