Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  bigworm  
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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by bigworm
12-11-13
The circumstances of an 'Obama's army' could lead anywhere i.e., a mess hall's pantry... late at night.
Sir, I thought we were going to *unnh... unnh...* look at your *aah... aah...
*test whomp 1-2-3, test whomp 1-2-3!* Target cavity... 3 clicks right! Prepare for firing!!!
Furthermore, when the price of sexual favors is greater than the cost of a commander's forfeiture of high level deportment...
Sir, the private is on her period... sir!
WHAT??? MISSION ABORTED!!! COMMENCE MUZZLE-CHOKE!!! MISSION ABORTED!!! COMMENCE MUZZLE-CHOKE!!!
...it could lead to a collapse in the traditional 'old school stiffness' of the army's (newly be-stiffed), old school commanders, possibly giving rise to an unacceptable rise in fruitacious recruits.
Sir, the private is able to continue the mission, sir!
No private, the COMMANDER'S BOOKLET OF MORAL & ETHICAL PROTOCOL, [subsection B] 'personal preferences' states... "There shall be no blood on the barrel prior to climax of battle". DISMISSED!!!
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