bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

HELPFUL HINTS FOR LIVING LIFE- #1

by bigworm
1-07-15


	You know when you're laying in the street all bundled up trying to conserve warmth?


	And your butthole starts to itch 'cus of all the dried crusty poop on it?


	Well, to avoid compromising your warmth, just let the next fart build up to some level of sizable force.


	Then begin to compress it repeatedly, but not let it out.


	Then, quickly release it! It's the vibrational effect on the jagged edged hairy-berries that will then scratch your butthole


	Will it work for me when I go to jail?