bigworm
stripcreator donor

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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

STREET STORIES #1

by bigworm
1-18-16


	A guy tried to rob me last night, so I said "Take whatever you need dude!"


	You fucking cunt! This better not be a joke! So...


	First he thanked me, then he ran home and returned with a bottle of bleach.


	**WHAT??? You waited for him to go home and return with a bottle of bleach??? Why didn't you run like the cunt you are?**


	'Cus all he wanted was the cheater stripe outta' my jockey shorts.


	*I'll betcha' still got marks 'cus it takes a soaking, then a pre-wash, and then* bleach to get a cheater stripe out.**