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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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The role of 'Cow Mustard' in 'Swan Song of a Dairy's Maid' 2

by bigworm
6-01-19

Uttering her last words with her back to the mud, and her unbridled horse-toothed dentures wildly clacking SOS to her best dairy bud... "Help me now or I fear soon not to be chewing my cud!"


	I'm pretty sure this hipster 'denture clacking' is of the highest and finest order.


	How would you know? You don't even live in a dairy???

So with mightily mustered bravado (and ignoring the cow mustard despoilment of her fine granny dress), she *urked* in her best feigned but hackneyed theatrical passion, "Oh my, I feel under duress".


	Don't worry my darling! My new tympanic membrane should be here today!


	*Now yer talkin'! Yessirreee!!!*

Her fake arrogance angered me and I found myself aghast! So I hobnailed her over, wrenching the cane from her grasp. On her cheeks I wiped the handle clean, turned it 'round...


	...and shoved it up her ass!


	This jacket I got on was a trenchcoat 'till my bottom bitch washed it in hot water.

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