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| Son, when I was your age, if I saw a pretty young girl, I would think "I wonder if she's easy?" | |
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| And then, when I got older and had a family, if I saw a young girl, I would think "I wonder if she babysits?" | |
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| And now, when I see a young girl, I think "I wonder if she'll change my diapers when I'm in a nursing home?" | |
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| So you see, son - your perception of things changes based on what's important to you at that time... | |
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| FINE! I'll sell you a goddamn egg-and-cheese biscuit, just stop with your boring-ass stories already! | |
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| and don't be forgetting the senior discount now... | |
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