Well, I never tried to claim I was more nurdy than you, but if you want... for one, I talk to less women-folk than you. And I'm at a college that's 2/3 women.
Because it matters, as I will never get a woman anyway. How about this; I took fans out of old power supplies and modded my case to use them for more airflow.
I tried to use an old powersupply to power an odd collection of amps and a radio shack crossover hooked to a ten inch sub electrical taped to my chair.
Fool! I made a stereo in an attempt to make a portable mp3 player from an old stereo, some shit speakers and a briefcase!
Hmmm...well, I hate to break it to you, but I think I win anyway on a technicality. You see, my social ineptness is characteristic of nurd-dom; you're just freakish. You're too cool.
Damn, I thought you were going to talk about making a shroud for your processors heatsink out of electrical tape. That I could have beat easily.... Damnit, I am too the nurdiest, but also a freak!