What do I need to make me feel better, truth talking computer?
Aside from a woman, which you might actually be able to get if you stopped being a scared little bitch? Well, other people saying how much they suck might cheer you up.
But how are they to compare with me?
They'll find a way.
I don't believe you.
You'd be surprised at what people can dig up to prove they are the best at sucking.