I wish there was something to give my life meaning.
Damint Jebus! Can't you get the hint? I'm talking about needing a woman goddamnit!
No, my son, I am Jesus, and I have come to give your life more purpose and meaning than you could imagine.
I can get you a woman, and I shall even supply you the clothes and manner of speech you must use. I can hook you up with some freshly bombastic women at this rave in NYC on the 30th.
You do realize I don't believe in you either, right?
