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by boloboffin
11-26-08
"This cookbook is written for consenting diners of semen. Please do not add semen to your guests' food without informing them beforehand."
"Some semen cooks enjoy ejaculating directly into the sauce pan or mixing bowl."
"Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones."
"In fact, Dr. Atkins would probably have praised semen as an ideal food had it not been considered a faux pas."
"Fructose, sorbitol, inositol, glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid, creatine, phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium..."
"...making sure the semen producer is properly hydrated is the key to both high volume and consistent texture."
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boloboffin says:

This is a real book. I didn't provide the link, but Google will find it for you. Happy Thanksgiving.
posted Nov 27th, 2008 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

And according to the copy of "Dieting Through Sex" book my parents had (ewww!) a teaspoon of semen is only 1/2 a calorie.
posted Nov 28th, 2008 ( permalink )

boloboffin says:

At least the picture on the front wasn't gross. It looked like a nice flan.
posted Nov 28th, 2008 ( permalink )


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