burt_reynolds
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Angry Baby

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04


	Hello, Angry Baby, why haven't you returned my phone calls? Don't you miss me?


	Yes, I have missed you, Newport Light Menthol cigarette, but my life is better without you.


	Don't say that, after all the good times we've had. Singing karaoke with those whores on New Years, doing coke with Nicky Hilton, three-ways with the Bush twins...


	Stop it, talking cigarette man. Those times are over. Now I have to wear a diaper made out of nicotene patches.


	How's that working out?


	Every time I pee, my dink takes a nice trip to flavor country.

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burt_reynolds
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