burt_reynolds  
stripcreator donor


pm : info

I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04
Hey, Tony Hawk, we've gotten some complaints about you kids skateboarding around, scaring the old people. I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist.
I'm really sorry, sir. We'll stop.
Skate or die? Not on my watch, bucko.
C'mon guys, we should really go home and help out our parents with dinner.
Fucking kids. First they leave skidmarks in the parking lots, then they make me leave skidmarks in my pants.

Back to the Front Page

stripcreator.com features artwork and characters from
diesel sweeties : jerkcity : exploding dog : when i grow up : fat jesus : goats : ko fight club : penny arcade : chopping block