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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Todd DuBois: Toughest Cop in Sandwich, Massachusetts

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04


	Can I help you, Mr. Mayor?


	Call me Hap, Officer DuBois. We've been getting calls from parents about you being a bit gruff with the neighborhood kids.


	*So you're saying I'm a loose cannon? That I'm out of control? Well, I'll tell you what's out of control: the whole goddamn system!*


	No, nothing like that officer, just watch the language in front of the teens. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for the Apple Blossom festival.


	Something stinks around here, and it obviously starts all the way to the top.

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