Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Captain colostomy is a wanker, theres no point in beating about the bush (or the meat for that matter). he likes drugs, metal and cheap penis related jokes...He also allegedly once jabbed a rhino horn up his sphincter, but he denies that is true..and then limps away. hi wanted to share this message with all of you: HANG GARY GLITTER!
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COULD THIS BE THE END FOR BONGO???
i have to save the city, but how?
I shall destroy the city, using my sphinctal ray! DIE FOOLISH EARTHLINGS!! "PAAAAARP!!"
Suddenly Bongo had an idea:
there is only one thing MORE powerfull and DISGUSTING than ASSES!...i know its an evil weapon, but i must use it, the fate of the city is in my hands!
GUFF! PAAAARP! RUMBLE!!
THE PARP-O-TRON WAS INSTANTLY VAPOURISED BY THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE BAD TASTE..KAREOKE!
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, YUONG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN OOOH YEAH!!! UUU CAN DANCE, uuu CAN DANCE, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE OOOHHH SEE THAT GIRL...
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