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Captain colostomy is a wanker, theres no point in beating about the bush (or the meat for that matter). he likes drugs, metal and cheap penis related jokes...He also allegedly once jabbed a rhino horn up his sphincter, but he denies that is true..and then limps away. hi wanted to share this message with all of you: HANG GARY GLITTER!
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IN SAVING THE CITY BONGO COMMITED THE ULTIMATE SIN, KAREOKE! AND NOW HE MUST FACE PUNISHMENT...
help, im locked in a cell with dodgy Rupert Mcmuffin, the evil tv and rapist!
YOUR SWEET ASS IS MINE TONIGHT BONGO BABY!!
FORTUNATELY THE NEXT SCENE HAS BEEN SCENSORED TO STOP SICK PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE BUSH GETTING A HARD-ON!!
AAAReeiiighrgh, im not used to this, i didnt go to a public school!!
WHO'S YOUR DADDY!! SMACK! SQUELCH!
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A BULLITIN FROM THE CHRISTIAN MORAL HYGEINE GROUP
We at the Saviours against Television violence and nudity, S.A.T.A.N for short.. belive that BONGO is a bad inluence on our children and is the cause for all americas problems!
Watching bongo was what causes SCHOOL MASSACRES!! parents! We can save your childrens SOULS! and it will only cost $4000 dollars each. what a bargain!
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